Ridiculous Candy Proof

Ridiculous Candy
Written By Andy Fletcher

Proof Picture #1

I realize these are gum cigarettes and not the aforementioned candy cigarettes, but I think you can still see my point here.  I like this packaging, because we start off by admitting the black lung joke...isn't that hysterical...nothing like a little pulmonary disease humor!  Also, note the bottom comment: "soothing lemon flavor" which reminds us of the soothing menthol flavored cigarettes (that cooling sensation you get while you fry your lung tissue).

Proof Picture #2

At this point, I don't think I even need to add comments to this picture.  Not only can we lure them into smoking by this candy substitution method, but we can use paternal imprinting as well.  Go ahead and book the time with the family counselor now...the kids are going to need it.

Quietly making noise,

Fletch

Andy Fletcher

Andy "Fletch" Fletcher has been married to Kendra for more than 30 years. He is a proud father to 5 sons, 3 daughters, but has added a few more kids by marriage and now a few grandchildren who call him Pops.
During the day he can be found fixing people's teeth, but the rest of the time you can find him smoking a pipe, enjoying a cup of coffee, riding a motorcycle or hanging out with his loyal black lab, Champ.
Enjoy everything you see on theMangoTimes from this Jesus-loving, wife-smooching, dog-walking, pipe-smoking, mountain-hiking positive guy as he quietly makes some noise.

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